i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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