I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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