That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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