Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
