they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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