yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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