ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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