are you still at the devil's house?
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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