I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
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