Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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