OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
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Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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