he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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