I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Randomize
