My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
3pm strippers are depressing
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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