Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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