please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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