dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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