just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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