When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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