I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
whose parrot is this?
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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