Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
