Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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