worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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