I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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