I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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