either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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