Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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