Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
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