need another drink. this is the easiest way
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
