belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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