real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
So much rum. So many feels.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
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