hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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