just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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