She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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