well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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