That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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