Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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