I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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