It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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