she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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