We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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