Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
pop tarts are not kleenex
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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