Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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