what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Randomize
