I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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