You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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