if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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