god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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