Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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