So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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