he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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